penis-hilton:

me dying

“Some people think that to be strong is to never feel pain. In reality, the strongest people are the ones who feel it, accept it, and learn and grow from it.”

oh she so had this coming…

consulting-companions:

I swear, my sister Victoria had this coming. We were watching National Treasure on TV last night and she was going on and on how she loved Nicolas Cage, blah blah blah… 

Then I took this picture of her…

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and uploaded it to Facebook, tagging her as The Bogeyman.

(As a little bit of context, I should explain that I went as The Doctor for Halloween last year with a very last minute made costume.)

She surfed through my facebook pictures and found this one:

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Yes, it isn’t the best photo of myself, but whatever. This is what she wrote on it:

Shut up. That’s a pen with a flashlight taped to it. Your not the doctor.”

Moving on… I like to be over-dramatic… I subtly let her know to sleep with one eye open, and that to know she had this coming.

Welcome to the CAGE!!! bitch. :D

*** let the games begin ***

This one is taped to her bedroom door.

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This one is taped to her closet mirror:

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This one is taped behind a poster of a Koala bear:

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This one is behind her TV:

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This one is taped behind her mirror above her desk:

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This one is behind her stereo:

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This one is behind her wall calendar:

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And this one is behind her bed…

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***

So I can’t post this to facebook, cuz she’ll see it and the prank will be over.. but I am so sharing this when she gets home >:D

Playtime, Victoria ;)

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Update: she came home a flipped out. I only posted 8 around her room, but told her there were 9 Cages. It was a beautiful thing to witness. 

#prank#sucessful

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Update: they are all still up on her walls. She won’t take them down.

i posted this over a year ago… some of them are still taped to places.

homo-stark:

iamboredletsshootthewall:

zukowantshonorforchristmas:

rawrsamsadino:

John Green everyone

#wow cutie patootie

I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie. 

But I don’t disagree. 

I mean he is kind of adorable

I’ve never not reblogged John Green.

always reblogging cutie patootie

Cutie patootie

I wish I were a DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

dadmau5:

my very favourite supernatural theory is that the only reason that all these bad things happen to the winchesters is because of all the mirrors they smashed back in season one

marauders-fanfilm:

marauders-fanfilm:

marauders-fanfilm:

stagdogwolfandrat:

stagdogwolfandrat:

Ok. So the Harry Potter fandom is one of the largest there is here on this website. And we’ve been starved of books and films for way too fucking long quite a few years. Now there is a massive fan film coming up, for those of you who don’t know, called The Gathering Storm. It’s a film based in the Marauders era. From what I’ve seen, it’s looking really really good, and the cast is PERFECT. But here is the thing. They need $40,000 by Tuesday, April 22, 2014. If they don’t get it by then, this probably won’t happen. So I’m begging all those of you who can, to DONATEIf you can’t donate, atleast reblog this post so more people can know of it. 

I’m calling on all of you Potterheads for your support, because I know this is a massive fandom, and we can really help this happen. 

Come on you guys, if tumblr can get someone a fluffy chicken, we can definitely make this happen.
DONATE IF YOU CAN AND REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG AND WE MIGHT HAVE A FANFILM SOON.

Come on you guys, just 12 days left!

If everyone who reblogged/liked this dropped in a dollar or two, we’d be done! We can only pull this off with your help, guys!

7 DAYS!

6 DAYS!

Promo!

emmawtson:

-I need more blogs to follow
-first 50 reblogs
-no likes
-Mbf me
-5 lists of 10

pickup lines!

byedobby:

i have nothing to do right now,so if you reblog this,i’ll send you an extra cheesy pickup line + will probably follow some of you guys.

:D

sassandsouffles:

anon-onion:

im laughing so hard right now

"Run you clever boy"
"Oh, FUCK OFF"

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

i’d get a lot more stuff done, let me tell you

“Ugh, I hate stairs”

anyone whose who’s had to go up stairs (via girff)

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